Sorry Anon, you’ve got the wrong guy.
Leaving the fact that I try not to make this blog about that kind of stuff, this blog is not meant to be a translator/transcriber. I can offer help in small instances like a sentence or spelling or something like that, but asking for a transcript is a little unreasonable. I’m sorry I can’t be of more help, but it’s probably best to ask a fellow fan to work it out with you.
Thanks for the kinds words and sorry again about my uselessness.